Why a Mirror Flips Left-Right but Not Up-Down

A bathroom mirror doing the flip everyone complains about, set next to a floor mirror and a still lake doing a different flip that nobody has ever called strange, so you can watch, side by side, that the glass isn’t the one making the choice.
Before you start. All you need is a mirror, or a clear memory of standing in front of one, and five minutes to test what you think you know instead of trusting the answer that pops into your head. Nothing below needs geometry, physics, or a word longer than the ones you already use.
